Spam Haiku: Carp Bait

Once again, I have received a spam too delicious to not celebrate. This one, apparently, extols the virtues of carp bait. 

Carp bait.

Like I could leave that alone.

In order to preserve the syllabic pattern of a haiku, I inserted one word. Just one. Otherwise, it is untouched. Enjoy.

You will probably

recognise some or all of

these as some as used

more than others with

very great success in carp

baits. After users

choose their avatar

they’re transported into their

apartment. But have

you ever once thought

about living in your boat

full time. Esquimaux.

Photo credits:Pile of stuff: http://infolific.com/leisure/safe-long-term-storage-of-household-goods/Carp bait: http://www.trails.com/how_30322_homemade-ground-bait-carp-fishing.html Avatar apartment: http://avatar.wikia.com/Mako_and_Bolin's_apartmentEskimo in a kayak: http://bonkersycarax.blogspot.com/2012/10/road-trip-part-five-problem-is-all.html